International Yoga Day: Global Leaders Struggle to Stretch Their Way to Peace
June 21st marks International Yoga Day, a time when world leaders put aside their differences (and their dignity) to show off their downward-facing dogs and warrior poses. But let's be real, it's not just about the poses – it's about trying to stretch their way out of the messes they've gotten themselves into. Putin's Pretzel Pose The Russian leader contorted himself into a human pretzel, trying to reach the distant lands of Ukraine. Unfortunately, his downward-facing pose turned into a downward-facing grumble as his troops got stuck in the mud. Trump's Tree Pose The US president stood tall, or rather, stood wobbly, on one leg, proclaiming, "No one knows more about great yoga poses than me." His supporters cheered, but the rest of the world just face-palmed. Zelensky's Warrior Pose The Ukrainian president channeled his inner warrior, fighting for his country's freedom. Unfortunately, his pose was more "warrior in need of a good stretch...